I found a letter on my dining table today from Prophet Peter Popoff. The letter had five American pennies attatched to it. I thought:
"Popoff.... *chuckles*... His name is Popoff"
My second thought was: "Does this fucker know that he Canadian government took my advice (Check out the penny video here) and got rid of the penny?"
I started read the letter, or at least I tried to. I dunno what he wanted Stephen to do with the first four pennies, but I read his instructions for the last penny. He wanted Stephen to put one of the pennies in his shoe tonight, and then return that penny to him the next day... There was no address on the letter. Stephen wouldn't have been able to return the penny to Popoff.
Now I think Popoff was continuously hitting the blunt as he typed this letter out because he sounded more crazy by the end of the letter.
He said:

You see ? Mr Popoff must have access to some REALLY good shit !
He must buy Febreeze in bulk cause First, he wants people to send him stinky pennies ??
And second, he said Stephen should "OBEY God in sowing this Giant Slaying Seed for Harvest" ?? And then he wants to know how much money is being sent his way?
No joke! I thought he was speaking in tongues so on first read, this was how I translated it:
Original Text: (For those who can't read the pic)
Brother Saboco, in Jesus' Name... OBEY God in sowing this Giant Slaying Seed for Harvest. Remember, don't tell me, I'm going to tell you the 11 Miracles coming your way.
Please check the seed God is leadin you to sow:
- I am sowing a DOUBLE PORTION SEED OF: $77.00
- I'm sowing $_______ now and the rest as the miracles unfold
Booey's translation:
The crop is golden and ready to harvest. This crop here is a gift from God himself! Remember not to tell me what it is exact you want when ordering. I'll give you the heads up when the package is on its way!
How high do you want to get ?? Check a box:
- I am going to order TWO QUARTER OUNCES at $77.00 a pop
- I'm kinda broke right now. I only have $_____. Can we do some kind of lay away plan?
Anyways. I had no idea Popoff was famous. I thought he was a local fella. I live in Vancouver so when you consider I thought he was talking about weed, it kinda makes sense.
So I google this guy, and he had a wiki page !!
Click-a-ty-click I went, and I see that James Randi exposed him for being a fake,
I know of James Randi. He doesn't believe in magic. He has this thing where he will pay anything $1 mill if they can prove magic is real. This challenge is still going, and the money is still unclaimed.
So my final thought for the day ??
Does James Randi go see magic shows ?? and if so, do you guys think he has fun at these shows ??
So I google this guy, and he had a wiki page !!
Click-a-ty-click I went, and I see that James Randi exposed him for being a fake,
I know of James Randi. He doesn't believe in magic. He has this thing where he will pay anything $1 mill if they can prove magic is real. This challenge is still going, and the money is still unclaimed.
So my final thought for the day ??
Does James Randi go see magic shows ?? and if so, do you guys think he has fun at these shows ??

